The big "Kadish Kahuna" here for your reading pleasures. You may know me from such great posts as, "The Mac Journal", "My Journal", AND "Ouch that's my eye!"
Lets start with something that we do every day (I like to relate to the people)
FOOD! (or eatting if you prefer that particular verb)

In the picture above you see one of Orem's fastest growing food chains. "ICEBERG DRIVE-IN"
Mari and I went to see the movie "Swing Vote" and afterward took a trip to get the greatest burger you can buy in Utah Valley! (unfortunately the Creamery on 9th east was full of EFY kids so we went to Iceberg...)
Walking in to Order our food I expressed to Mari that I was concerned that I'd get a bunch of Onions chopped up and placed in my burger even if I ordered it WITHOUT onions.
I told the kind girl at the reister that I wanted to make sure that there were no Onions in the Burger. When we got our food and opened up the bag to make sure our reasonable demands were carried out -- I open the bun to find little pieces of...um... stuff... that looks suspiciously like ONIONS!
When I take the open faced burger to the desk and accost the busy looking drive-thru attendant, he stops long enough for me to ask -- "Excuse me, but are these onions in my burger?"
"No they aren't onions, it's just what's in the Sauce we use" (this kid is really passing his High School Writting class I'm Sure)
"Just part of the Sauce huh?...........ok......... So, what are they?" I ask in a slightly bemused tone.
"Um, Honestly I don't know what they are" Says High School kid #3
"Dosn't That kinda worry you? Maybe a little Scary?" I say getting wide eyed, and inquisitive.
So the kid walks away and I'm left with the Burger from hell holding Mystery meat, AND a mystery sauce holding my nemisis of Vegetables!
(I make no sereous attempts to correct grammar, or Spelling errors... you've been given fair warning :)